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  • October 10, 2011
    Graphic Dispatches from a Recent College Grad Still Living in a College Town: Acceptable Time for Breakfast
    by Larry Buchanan
  • January 19, 2010
    Excerpts from A Life at C: The Biography of Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch by Jean LaFoote, the Barefoot Pirate
    by Andy Bryan
  • March 4, 2009
    From My Unfinished Doctoral Dissertation on Breakfast Cereals
    by Dave Frye
  • July 19, 2007
    Lies Printed on My Waffle Iron
    by Annie Mackey
  • June 22, 2007
    Other Cereals From the Makers of Kashi’s “Good Friends.”
    by David Wolinsky
  • January 19, 2007
    Books Written by Kurt Vonnegut While Hungry
    by Jeffrey Lang-Weir
  • January 17, 2006
    If Poets Named Breakfast Cereals
    by Josh Michtom
  • May 10, 2005
    Three Items at the Supermarket I See in a New Way, Now That I’ve Read Some Books on Literary Theory
    by Matthew Simmons
  • January 28, 2004
    A Critical Introduction to Breakfast
    by T.G. Gibbon
  • February 26, 2002
    Introducing the New Cereals
    by Amy O’Leary and Adam Weitz
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