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October 10, 2011

Graphic Dispatches from a Recent College Grad Still Living in a College Town: Acceptable Time for Breakfast

by Larry Buchanan
January 19, 2010

Excerpts from A Life at C: The Biography of Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch by Jean LaFoote, the Barefoot Pirate

by Andy Bryan
March 4, 2009

From My Unfinished Doctoral Dissertation on Breakfast Cereals

by Dave Frye
July 19, 2007

Lies Printed on My Waffle Iron

by Annie Mackey
June 22, 2007

Other Cereals From the Makers of Kashi’s “Good Friends.”

by David Wolinsky
January 19, 2007

Books Written by Kurt Vonnegut While Hungry

by Jeffrey Lang-Weir
January 17, 2006

If Poets Named Breakfast Cereals

by Josh Michtom
May 10, 2005

Three Items at the Supermarket I See in a New Way, Now That I’ve Read Some Books on Literary Theory

by Matthew Simmons
January 28, 2004

A Critical Introduction to Breakfast

by T.G. Gibbon
February 26, 2002

Introducing the New Cereals

by Amy O’Leary and Adam Weitz

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April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
May 5, 2025

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
May 6, 2025

Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure

by Ryan Weber
April 29, 2025

Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad

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