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All posts tagged
breakfast
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October 10, 2011Graphic Dispatches from a Recent College Grad Still Living in a College Town: Acceptable Time for Breakfast
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January 19, 2010Excerpts from A Life at C: The Biography of Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch by Jean LaFoote, the Barefoot Pirate
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March 4, 2009From My Unfinished Doctoral Dissertation on Breakfast Cereals
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July 19, 2007Lies Printed on My Waffle Iron
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June 22, 2007Other Cereals From the Makers of Kashi’s “Good Friends.”
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January 19, 2007Books Written by Kurt Vonnegut While Hungry
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January 17, 2006If Poets Named Breakfast Cereals
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May 10, 2005Three Items at the Supermarket I See in a New Way, Now That I’ve Read Some Books on Literary Theory
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January 28, 2004A Critical Introduction to Breakfast
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February 26, 2002Introducing the New Cereals
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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