Cracklin’ Monkey Bran
Booty Loops
Graffiti Pebbles
Frosted Lying Bitch Squares
Abominations of the Raisin
Sweet Jesus Flakes
Oat Tolerance
Honey Bunches of Malaise
Nano Bran
Marshmallow Crispies of Ennui
Sugared Surgical Puffs
Morning-After Muesli
Hot Wheaty Meal
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