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All posts tagged
breastfeeding
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July 27, 2020I’m a Lactation Consultant Here to Provide You With a Lot of Options But Only One Choice
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October 4, 2019Goodnight Boobs: An Ode to the End of Nursing
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September 24, 2019How to Nurse Your Goddamn Baby in Public So Bystanders Don’t Complain
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October 18, 2018Welcome to Breastfeeding Class, Surrender All Hope
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December 8, 2017My Breasts’ List of Grievances Against The Baby
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July 18, 2017How to Latch Your Baby to Your Left Breast in a Cross Cradle Hold in 33 Easy-to-Master Steps
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February 16, 2017FAQ: Nursing Your Newborn Abject Despair
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February 22, 2016Things My Electric Breast Pump Says to Me
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October 8, 2014Ten Meetings with Lactation Consultants
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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