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All posts tagged

breasts

June 1, 2012

An Open Letter to the Mammogram Machine at Beth Israel Hospital

by Amelia Blanquera
February 25, 2010

How to Put on a Sports Bra

by Anna Lefler
September 6, 2006

An Open Letter to My Lost Bikini Bra

by Jen Biundo
November 11, 2005

If Beasts Were Breasts in the Bookstore

by Mark Peters
August 10, 2004

Sestina: Harvard University Health Center Gestation Study

by Jesse Jay Ross
January 6, 1999

Though I Can’t Be Certain, I Suspect That This Hollywood Actress I’m Interviewing May Be Entertaining Thoughts of Having Sex With Me

by Jake Tapper

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July 29, 2022

Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable

by Kathryn Baecht
August 5, 2022

An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls

by Swati Sudarsan
August 2, 2022

Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications

by Brittany K. Fonte
August 4, 2022

For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane

by Joe Wellman

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August 12, 2022

Thank You for Taking Care of Our Haunted and Enchanted Castle

by Emma Marris
August 11, 2022

A Welcome Letter to the New Adjunct Faculty Members Who Will Be Laid Off in December

by Chris S. Burns
August 11, 2022

Short Conversations with Poets: Chris Abani

by Jesse Nathan
August 11, 2022

I Am a Rugged Man Who Simply Grills

by Dan Kennedy