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breasts

June 1, 2023

An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”

by Alice M. Phillips
June 1, 2012

An Open Letter to the Mammogram Machine at Beth Israel Hospital

by Amelia Blanquera
February 25, 2010

How to Put on a Sports Bra

by Anna Lefler
September 6, 2006

An Open Letter to My Lost Bikini Bra

by Jen Biundo
November 11, 2005

If Beasts Were Breasts in the Bookstore

by Mark Peters
August 10, 2004

Sestina: Harvard University Health Center Gestation Study

by Jesse Jay Ross
January 6, 1999

Though I Can’t Be Certain, I Suspect That This Hollywood Actress I’m Interviewing May Be Entertaining Thoughts of Having Sex With Me

by Jake Tapper

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December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 4, 2024

Updated Movie Ratings

by Lana Schwartz and Susanna Goldfinger

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December 13, 2024

Quaint Hometown Christmas Festivals Are Costing Me All My Best Employees

by Devon Halliday
December 13, 2024

Excerpts from The Believer: Ancient to the Future

by R. Emmet Sweeney
December 13, 2024

We Will Build a Big Arch for Your City

by David Guzman
December 12, 2024

Here at Time Magazine, We’ve Decided This Is Another One of Those Years We Pick a Person Who Fucking Sucks

by Eli Grober