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June 1, 2012An Open Letter to the Mammogram Machine at Beth Israel Hospital
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February 25, 2010How to Put On a Sports Bra
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September 6, 2006An Open Letter to My Lost Bikini Bra
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November 11, 2005If Beasts Were Breasts in the Bookstore
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August 10, 2004Sestina: Harvard University Health Center Gestation Study
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January 6, 1999Though I Can’t Be Certain, I Suspect That This Hollywood Actress I’m Interviewing May Be Entertaining Thoughts of Having Sex With Me
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July 28, 2021Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree
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July 29, 2021With God as My Witness I Will Not Pick the Restaurant
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July 28, 2021More Development Would Ruin Our Neighborhood’s Character and That Character is Systemic Racism
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July 22, 2021The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule
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August 4, 2021I Appreciate When Men Interrupt Me Even If I’m Trying to Tell Them There’s a Fire
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August 3, 2021I Am a Female Character in a Fantasy Movie, and It Is Integral to the Plot That I Be Topless
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August 3, 2021An Open Letter to My Thirty-Plus-Year-Old Ovaries