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January 29, 2021I’m Robby Frost and These Are My Dank Ass Poems
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November 30, 2020An Open Letter to the Guy Who Was Always at the Bar on His Computer
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July 1, 2020Dude, You’ve Gotta Check Out This Virginia Woolf Chick
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November 22, 2019All My Ex-Girlfriends Were Totally Crazy (After Being Driven to Madness By Cthulhu, Cosmic God of Horror)
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February 7, 2019My Peloton and Me: A Timeline
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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January 30, 2019I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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October 16, 2018Pride and Prejudice, Silicon Valley Edition
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August 22, 2018“My Fish Nuts Are Gonna Explode”: The Story of Brad the Anglerfish
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March 26, 2014Hey Everyone, I’m Going to Have a Loud Phone Conversation On This Crowded Bus
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 24, 2021Every Asian American Celebrity Interview
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September 23, 2021Bruce Springsteen, Renaissance Poet
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September 23, 2021I Am an Anti-Racist Feminist, Except When It Interferes with My Career as an Academic