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bugs
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June 5, 2024We Are the Spiders of This House
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May 13, 2024The United States Forest Service Answers Questions About Its New Policy to “Kill All Ticks and Consign Them to an Eternity in the Flaming Valleys of Hell”
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October 18, 2022What Your Favorite NBA Big Man Says about You
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September 30, 2022Spotted Lanternflies or the Misguided Dreams of My Youth?
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May 7, 2021Gregor Samsa’s DIY Mother’s Day Gift Ideas
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February 11, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Flies
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August 9, 2013An Open Letter to the Mango Fly Larva Living in My Left Buttock
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October 4, 2012I Can’t Shake the Feeling That Our Friend Dave is Actually Just a Human Shell Full of Thousands and Thousands of Spiders
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September 13, 2010Global War on Bedbugs: Letters From Bedbug City: Column 15: On Lice, Swine Flu, the Borough of Queens, Sleeping With Bedbugs, and Some Other Things
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September 7, 2010Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Stephan Horvath Picks Out the Lice
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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