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All posts tagged
bugs
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June 5, 2024We Are the Spiders of This House
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May 13, 2024The United States Forest Service Answers Questions About Its New Policy to “Kill All Ticks and Consign Them to an Eternity in the Flaming Valleys of Hell”
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October 18, 2022What Your Favorite NBA Big Man Says about You
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September 30, 2022Spotted Lanternflies or the Misguided Dreams of My Youth?
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May 7, 2021Gregor Samsa’s DIY Mother’s Day Gift Ideas
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February 11, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Flies
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August 9, 2013An Open Letter to the Mango Fly Larva Living in My Left Buttock
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October 4, 2012I Can’t Shake the Feeling That Our Friend Dave is Actually Just a Human Shell Full of Thousands and Thousands of Spiders
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September 13, 2010Global War on Bedbugs: Letters From Bedbug City: Column 15: On Lice, Swine Flu, the Borough of Queens, Sleeping With Bedbugs, and Some Other Things
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September 7, 2010Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Stephan Horvath Picks Out the Lice
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian