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All posts tagged
bugs
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February 11, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Flies
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August 9, 2013An Open Letter to the Mango Fly Larva Living in My Left Buttock
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October 4, 2012Guys, I Can’t Shake the Feeling That Our Friend Dave is Actually Just a Human Shell Full of Thousands and Thousands of Spiders
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September 13, 2010Global War on Bedbugs: Letters From Bedbug City: Column 15: On Lice, Swine Flu, the Borough of Queens, Sleeping With Bedbugs, and Some Other Things
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September 7, 2010Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Stephan Horvath Picks Out the Lice
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June 2, 2010Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Barry Rodgers: If You Have Cockroaches, I’ve Already Made the Sale
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July 23, 2009Dispatches From a Hangdog Bankrupt: Dispatch 6: Ants in the Colgate
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October 11, 2006Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Roaches
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August 19, 2005An Open Letter to the Spider in the Upper Right-Hand Corner of the Skylight in My Flat
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July 20, 2005An Open Letter to the Leader of the Ant Nation Residing in My Bathroom
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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