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October 8, 2019What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You, Part Three
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November 15, 2016It’s Literally Impossible for Me to Get Off Anymore
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October 23, 2014Vanity Plates the Unidentified Subject of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” Should Consider Getting For His Next Car
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February 21, 2008Significant Ways I Differ From Carly Simon
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February 13, 2006John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Retort to Carly Simon Regarding Her Charges of Vanity
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