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All posts tagged
carly-simon
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October 8, 2019What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You, Part Three
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November 15, 2016It’s Literally Impossible for Me to Get Off Anymore
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October 23, 2014Vanity Plates the Unidentified Subject of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” Should Consider Getting For His Next Car
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February 21, 2008Significant Ways I Differ From Carly Simon
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February 13, 2006John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Retort to Carly Simon Regarding Her Charges of Vanity
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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March 4, 2021Moms: The Vacation of Your Dreams Awaits You in This Dentist’s Chair
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March 5, 2021Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life, by Sophocles
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March 5, 2021I Am a Neanderthal and I Resent Being Compared to Incompetent Governors
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March 5, 2021Why I’m Selling My 4-Bed, 3-Bath, 37-Moving-Bookcase Home
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March 4, 2021Moms: The Vacation of Your Dreams Awaits You in This Dentist’s Chair