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All posts tagged

carly-simon

October 8, 2019

What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You, Part Three

by John Peck
November 15, 2016

It’s Literally Impossible for Me to Get Off Anymore

by Seth Reiss
October 23, 2014

Vanity Plates the Unidentified Subject of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” Should Consider Getting For His Next Car

by Gary M. Almeter
February 21, 2008

Significant Ways I Differ From Carly Simon

by Mark Amundsen
February 13, 2006

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Retort to Carly Simon Regarding Her Charges of Vanity

by John Moe

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March 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice

by Jackie Pick
March 25, 2020

Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book

by Gabriel Thibodeau
April 1, 2020

We, the Hard-Working, Newly Homeschooling Parents of America, Have Rewritten the Common Core Standards

by Jane Dimyan Ehrenfeld and Kate Ehrenfeld Gardoqui
March 16, 2020

Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course

by Ryan Weber

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April 4, 2020

A Force Outside Myself: Citizens Over 60 Speak

by McSweeney’s Editors
April 4, 2020

McSweeney’s April Instagram Readings

by McSweeney’s
April 3, 2020

Seven Tips to Avoid the Coronavirus Now That You Live Among the Mole People

by Ross Wolinsky
April 3, 2020

An Oral History of the Last Few Days Or So

by Rachel Garbus