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All posts tagged
cars
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I
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April 5, 2019Description of My 2003 Honda CR-V or My 35-Year-Old Body?
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December 13, 2018Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Sven Drove a Tiny Car, Ate a Big Sandwich
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November 9, 2018The Guys in Those Volvo Commercials Are the Woke Male Role Models We Need Right Now
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October 2, 2018I’m the 19th Cupholder In a Subaru Ascent and I’m a Very Big Deal
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September 11, 2018Problems With My Self-Driving Car
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August 7, 2018An Open Letter to the Owner of the Car With the “LOUDER THAN YOUR MOM WAS LAST NIGHT” License Plate Frame Parked at the Portland International Airport
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May 7, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Tire
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October 27, 2017The Echo Chamber of Social Media Has Divided Us. Also, I Had Sex With a Car and Was Hoping to Quietly Bury My Apology In This Think Piece
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