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All posts tagged
cars
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee
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May 21, 2021Please, the Only Way I Can Parallel Park Is If You Constantly Stare at Me
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May 11, 2021Bow Down to Me, Pathetic Mortals, For I Have a Loud Engine
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March 23, 2021The Only Way to Prevent Car Crashes Is More Cars
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June 26, 2020What Your Car Dealer Says and What He Really Means
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I
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April 5, 2019Description of My 2003 Honda CR-V or My 35-Year-Old Body?
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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October 21, 2021An Interview with Farah Ali About Her New Book, People Want to Live