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cars
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December 13, 2018Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Sven Drove a Tiny Car, Ate a Big Sandwich
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November 9, 2018List: The Guys in Those Volvo Commercials Are the Woke Male Role Models We Need Right Now
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October 2, 2018Monologue: I’m the 19th Cupholder In a Subaru Ascent and I’m a Very Big Deal
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September 11, 2018List: Problems With My Self-Driving Car
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August 7, 2018Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Owner of the Car With the “LOUDER THAN YOUR MOM WAS LAST NIGHT” License Plate Frame Parked at the Portland International Airport
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May 7, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Tire
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October 27, 2017The Echo Chamber of Social Media Has Divided Us. Also, I Had Sex With a Car and Was Hoping to Quietly Bury My Apology In This Think Piece
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August 11, 2017If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You Are Waaaaay Too Close!
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May 22, 2017FastCarsandBoatsNews.com Will Champion the Resistance
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March 29, 2017Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Kars 4 Kids
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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January 14, 2019The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything
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January 18, 2019FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give