Spilt Milk is now in paperback
“Zoffness recreates tender, moving, and poetic moments that will etch their way into your brain and heart for a very long time. We should be so lucky to get more work from the young writer.”—Apartment Therapy
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cars
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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July 28, 2022I’m the Average Driver on the Road Right Now, and I’m Out of My Fucking Mind
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June 17, 2022This Father’s Day, Give Your Dad the Only Gift He Really Wants: A Story about How You Found a Great Parking Spot
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June 13, 2022Everyone Should Have to Use My Horrible Parking App
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April 7, 2022Open Letter to the Drivers of Uptown Manhattan Who Honk as My Son Gets on His School Bus
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April 6, 2022From Now On, the Fast & Furious’s Dominic Toretto Will Only Drive a Honda Odyssey
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee
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May 21, 2021Please, the Only Way I Can Parallel Park Is If You Constantly Stare at Me
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May 11, 2021Bow Down to Me, Pathetic Mortals, For I Have a Loud Engine
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March 23, 2021The Only Way to Prevent Car Crashes Is More Cars
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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