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All posts tagged
cars
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May 22, 2017FastCarsandBoatsNews.com Will Champion the Resistance
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March 29, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Kars 4 Kids
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February 9, 2017List: California Drivers’ Test, Los Angeles Vocabulary Section: A Study Guide
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December 21, 2016Saving the World, One Gift-Wrapped Lexus at a Time
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December 9, 2016
Good News! The Man Who Hit Your Car Thinks You’re Attractive! -
December 8, 2016We Kidnapped Real People, Not Actors, to See What They Thought of the All-New 2017 Chevy Equinox
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June 27, 2016Monologue: Welcome to My Food Sedan!
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November 18, 2015List: Emasculating Car Models
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June 25, 2015Monologue: Your Talking Car Comes Clean
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August 19, 2014I Can’t Sell This Car—It’s Too Hot. Plus, It’s the Popemobile
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes