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All posts tagged
cars
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October 1, 2004List: Old Bumper Stickers Updated
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July 14, 2004List: Car Names Which, When Preceded by the Word “Anal,” Sound Like Bad Porn
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March 18, 2004Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: An Interview with the Repo Man
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February 22, 2004List: Reasons You Should Not Place Your Foot Onto the Street When a Car is Coming, Even If You Are Curious About How It Would Feel If a Car Ran Over Your Foot
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November 4, 2003Open Letters: An Open Letter to Little Children Who Play in the Alley and Like to Throw Stuff At My Car
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August 27, 2003Sestina: Carroll Shelby at the Blue Springs, Missouri, Fall Classic Demolition Derby
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June 17, 2003Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Be Nice to Me, An Interview with Darshan, a New York City Limo Driver
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September 23, 2002List: Stay A While: Articles in Back Issues of Parking Today
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July 10, 2002Dialogue Between Two Teenagers, One Interested in Cars and One Not
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March 25, 2002List: Actual Questions and Comments Overheard at the DMV
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776