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All posts tagged
cars
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September 30, 2005Ed Harrelson, Teen-Driver’s-Education Instructor
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March 17, 2005To Change the Carburetor
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January 4, 2005An Open Letter to Whoever Broke Into My Car This Morning
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October 1, 2004Old Bumper Stickers Updated
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July 14, 2004Car Names Which, When Preceded by the Word “Anal,” Sound Like Bad Porn
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March 18, 2004Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: An Interview with the Repo Man
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February 22, 2004Reasons You Should Not Place Your Foot Onto the Street When a Car is Coming, Even If You Are Curious About How It Would Feel If a Car Ran Over Your Foot
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November 4, 2003An Open Letter to Little Children Who Play in the Alley and Like to Throw Stuff At My Car
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August 27, 2003Sestina: Carroll Shelby at the Blue Springs, Missouri, Fall Classic Demolition Derby
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June 17, 2003Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Be Nice to Me, An Interview with Darshan, a New York City Limo Driver
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition