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August 20, 2009

Hyundai Motor Company Model, Cirque du Soleil Show, or Pharmaceutical?

by Adam McDowell

1. Elantra
2. Corteo
3. Cymbalta
4. Saltimbanco
5. Santamo
6. Allegra
7. Alegría
8. Azera
9. Zaia
10. Lyrica

Hyundai: 1, 5, 8
Cirque du Soleil: 2, 4, 7, 9
Pharmaceutical: 3, 6, 10

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