Hyundai Motor Company Model, Cirque du Soleil Show, or Pharmaceutical?

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1. Elantra
2. Corteo
3. Cymbalta
4. Saltimbanco
5. Santamo
6. Allegra
7. Alegría
8. Azera
9. Zaia
10. Lyrica

Hyundai: 1, 5, 8
Cirque du Soleil: 2, 4, 7, 9
Pharmaceutical: 3, 6, 10

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