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  • March 31, 2025
    I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
    by Nancy Matson
  • March 13, 2025
    Don’t Let the Fact That I Only Criticize Democrats and Always Defend Trump Confuse You—I’m an Independent Centrist
    by Dash MacIntyre
  • July 11, 2024
    The Independent Voter: An Ethnographic Study
    by K.E. Flann
  • June 27, 2022
    We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
    by Mike Drucker
  • June 7, 2021
    Just Because I’m a Democrat Doesn’t Mean I Believe in Something Crazy Like Guaranteeing Everyone the Right to Vote
    by Bobbie Armstrong
  • May 12, 2021
    I’m Skipping the Second Dose of the COVID Vaccine Because I’m an Insufferable Centrist
    by Andy Spain
  • April 15, 2021
    As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I’m in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously
    by Nathan Spring
  • February 28, 2020
    Mike Bloomberg Can Win This Election!
    by Dan Caprera
  • February 5, 2020
    I’ll Have to Vote For Trump Because the Democrats Are Too Liberal and Also Because I’m Possessed By the Demon Abaddon and His Army of Locusts
    by Andrew Williams
  • January 28, 2020
    Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020
    by Susie Aquilina
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