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All posts tagged
ceos
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July 13, 2021My Main Goal as CEO of This Startup Is to Get Featured in a Documentary About How I Was Conning Everyone
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August 7, 2020As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word
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May 30, 2017I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
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August 13, 2014Billion-Dollar Corporate Malfeasance Erotic Fan Fiction
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June 10, 2014Sorry Dan, But It’s No Longer Necessary for a Human to Serve as CEO of This Company
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June 4, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: I Credit This Company’s Financial Recovery to My Miniature Zen Rock Garden
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September 18, 2013From the Desk of Your CEO
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May 1, 2012The Rescue CEO
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September 26, 2007The CEO of the Olive Garden Makes His Last Stand on the “Free Breadsticks” Issue
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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August 10, 2022I Know I Said I’d Walk Five Hundred Miles for You, But I Am Now Having Second Thoughts
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August 10, 2022If Cis Straight White Men Menstruated
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August 9, 2022Wow, I Didn’t Expect to Run into You While I Was Wearing This Stupid New Bucket Hat
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August 9, 2022I’m Starting to Realize I’m Watching The Bear (1988) Not The Bear (2022)