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ceos
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May 30, 2017I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
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August 13, 2014Billion-Dollar Corporate Malfeasance Erotic Fan Fiction
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June 10, 2014Sorry Dan, But It’s No Longer Necessary for a Human to Serve as CEO of This Company
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June 4, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: I Credit This Company’s Financial Recovery to My Miniature Zen Rock Garden
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September 18, 2013From the Desk of Your CEO
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May 1, 2012The Rescue CEO
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September 26, 2007Monologue: The CEO of the Olive Garden Makes His Last Stand on the “Free Breadsticks” Issue
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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January 5, 2016List: 10 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost In a Role
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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November 11, 2019List: Jokes That Everyone On The Mayflower Are Getting Sick Of
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November 11, 2019Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut
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November 8, 2019List: The Ten Commandments of Workism