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    A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
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    I Will Do Anything to Make This Movie Studio Profitable, Except Release a Good Movie
    by Lizzie Logan
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    Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
    by Mike Lacher
  • November 2, 2022
    Are You a Parent of a Toddler or an Assistant to a Male CEO of a Tech Startup?
    by Justine Cotter
  • July 13, 2021
    My Main Goal as CEO of This Startup Is to Get Featured in a Documentary About How I Was Conning Everyone
    by Eddie Small
  • August 7, 2020
    As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word
    by Matthew Seely
  • May 30, 2017
    I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
    by Josh Freedman
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