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All posts tagged
ceos
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May 30, 2017I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
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August 13, 2014Billion-Dollar Corporate Malfeasance Erotic Fan Fiction
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June 10, 2014Sorry Dan, But It’s No Longer Necessary for a Human to Serve as CEO of This Company
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June 4, 2014Let’s Make a Million Dollars!: I Credit This Company’s Financial Recovery to My Miniature Zen Rock Garden
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September 18, 2013From the Desk of Your CEO
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May 1, 2012The Rescue CEO
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September 26, 2007Monologue: The CEO of the Olive Garden Makes His Last Stand on the “Free Breadsticks” Issue
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral