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All posts tagged
christmas
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December 22, 2022Kids, Santa is Going to Sit This Year Out Because You Are All Riddled with Germs
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December 21, 2022Joseph of Nazareth Has Had It with Hotels.com
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December 20, 2022We Are the Dead Moms in Holiday Commercials and We Have Had Enough
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December 20, 2022Thor and Loki Go Christmas Shopping
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December 19, 2022Norrisville Elementary’s Non-Compulsory Mid-December Spirit Week Has Nothing to Do with Christmas
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December 14, 2022I’m the Dad in this Christmas Movie and Despite Overwhelming Evidence, I Still Don’t Believe in Santa
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December 23, 2021Ayn Rand Writes Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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December 23, 2021Tips from the Blessed Virgin Mary for Using Childbirth to Advance Your Personal Brand
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December 22, 2021Ten Things to Say Instead of “No Thanks, I Don’t Drink”
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December 21, 2021Me and Jesus, Single Icons
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation