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christmas

December 24, 2024

The Twelve Days of Christmas

by Colin Nissan
December 23, 2024

The Three Kings Arrive, but One of Them Brings a Shaq-a-Roni Pizza Instead of Myrrh

by Stephen Ruddy
December 23, 2024

Holidays Songs for Life Under the US Health Care System

by Pete Lynch
December 20, 2024

Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists

by Amanda Lehr
December 19, 2024

A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender
December 17, 2024

Tips for Trimming a Christmas Tree with Small Children

by Kathryn Baecht
December 10, 2024

How Mrs. Claus Is Going to Survive till December 25

by Meena Harris
December 22, 2023

This Woman in Labor Is Gonna Love My Drumming

by Tom Smyth
December 22, 2023

Other Lists Santa Checks Twice

by McKayley Gourley and Kevin Burke
December 21, 2023

Mary’s Mother Visits the Manger

by Cara Marino

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall

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April 30, 2025

Our University Is Replacing DEI with Vibes and Vaguely Diverse Stock Photos

by Carla M. Lopez
April 30, 2025

This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space

by Ash Diggs and Jennie Egerdie
April 29, 2025

Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad

by Ginny Hogan
April 29, 2025

We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families

by Carlos Greaves