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christmas
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January 5, 2018Hallmark Christmas Movie Characters Two Weeks Later: Where Are They Now?
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December 22, 2017The Twelve Days of Christmas
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December 22, 2017I Gave Birth to the Son of God and All I Got Was a Lousy Shout-Out in the Bible
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December 20, 2017Ernest Hemingway’s “Gifts Like White Elephants”
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December 19, 2017List: Formerly Forbidden Christmas Dinner Conversation Topics I Now Welcome in 2017
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December 11, 2017The Grinch is Sorry He Stole Your Mom’s Pills
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December 4, 2017List: Soundtracks for Melania Trump’s East Colonnade Christmas Decorations
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December 1, 2017List: Welcome to Your New Sadvent Calendar
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December 23, 2016
The Little Drummer Boy Hopes It’s the Thought That Counts -
December 23, 2016A Thinkfluencer’s Christmas Carol
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 1, 2018List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 12, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Daily Disaster
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October 12, 2018We Regret to Inform You That We Won’t Be Publishing Your Gym Advice