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All posts tagged
christmas-films
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her
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December 19, 2024I Am Whoville’s Only Home Insurance Provider, and I Am So Screwed
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December 11, 2024Letters to Moms: A Letter to Kevin McCallister’s Mom
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December 21, 2022The Hallmark Channel and Journey Present, Don’t Stop Believin’
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December 14, 2022I’m the Dad in this Christmas Movie and Despite Overwhelming Evidence, I Still Don’t Believe in Santa
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December 22, 2021Sophocles’s A Christmas Story
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December 22, 2021The Villain Who Plans to Demolish the Toy Shop in a Hallmark Christmas Movie Sets the Record Straight
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December 9, 2021A Nakatomi Employee Ponders: Is This a Christmas Hostage Situation?
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December 21, 2020I’m Kris Kringle from the 1970 TV Movie Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town and It Is Time to Let Me Die
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December 18, 2020The Tired HR Rep from Love Actually Sends Yet Another Memo
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 7, 2025Make America Suck Again