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December 20, 2023If Sam Wainwright Says “Hee-Haw” One More Time, I’m Going to Fucking Snap
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December 13, 2023Mary Bailey’s Christmas Week To-Do List
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December 15, 2022“Yippee Ki Yay, le Connard": Madeline’s Die Hard Christmas
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December 12, 2022Small-Town Mayor Is Done with Visitors Looking for Love at Christmas Time
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December 6, 2022It’s a Wonderful Life, If the Minimum Wage Were Raised Alongside Inflation
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December 7, 2020Yes, The Silence of the Lambs Is a Christmas Movie
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December 24, 2018It’s a Wonderful Life: Top Nine Fan Theories
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December 21, 2018Classic Christmas Stories, Updated for Late-Stage Capitalism
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December 20, 2018Guidelines for Female Protagonists in Hallmark Christmas Movies
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 2, 2024JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars
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October 11, 2024I Wish I Went Before Mary Shelley in This Storytelling Contest
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October 11, 2024270 Reasons: Because Kamala Harris Can Say the Word “Abortion”
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October 11, 2024Brutally Honest Instructions for Visiting a Pumpkin Patch
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October 10, 2024Why Kamala Harris Must Secure the Endorsement of Sabnock, the Great Marquis of Hell