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christmas
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December 23, 2013Blanche DuBois Gives You a Tour of Her Company’s Christmas Party
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December 20, 2013The Gingerbread Housing Report
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December 20, 2013Flora and Their Corresponding Holiday Ritual Call to Action if Encountered
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December 19, 2013Minutes from the Dunley Family Emergency Christmas Celebration Planning Committee Meeting
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December 18, 2013Merry Christmas, Son. I Trampled a Man to Death to Buy You This LeapPad Ultra Tablet
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December 10, 2013Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: Sex Pot: A Get Right Christmas Recipe
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November 13, 2013I Like Big Brass and I Cannot Lie: Confessions from the Tuba World: How the Tubas Stole Christmas
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December 21, 2012How the Grinch Stole Jokes
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December 21, 2012An Open Letter to the Elf On the Fucking Shelf
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December 19, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #6: Farewell to Christmas
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