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Surprising Things Mr. Potter Did With the $8000 Uncle Billy Lost

Santa’s Privacy Policy

Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 5: The Office Party

Non-Essential Mnemonics: It Needs Kingsize Zippers Because Santa Loves Cookies In Milk

Home Alone Sequels, IV-X

I Swear to Fucking God, If I Come Home This Christmas and Find Out My Parents are Still Unplugging Their Computer From the Wall When They Want to Turn It Off, I Will Fucking Snap

An Open Letter to the Not-Officially-Required-To-Attend Office Holiday Party

We Are Going to Turn This Fake Christmas Tree Into an Art Piece So I Don’t Have to Haul it Down to the Basement Again

Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 5: Do You Hear What I Hear?

Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Tom, Drunk On the Christmas Tree Lot