The explanation given for a key feature of the Santa suit on display at the Santa Claus Museum in Santa Claus, Indiana, and a mnemonic for the countries in the Axis of Evil (Iraq, North Korea, Zimbabwe, Belarus, Syria, Libya, Cuba, Iran, Myanmar).
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