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george-w-bush

October 10, 2019

Hypothetically, It’s Still Okay to Sit Courtside With Dick Cheney, Right?

by Wen Powers
July 15, 2019

It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting

by John Long
February 21, 2011

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting

by Susan Schorn
December 22, 2010

Non-Essential Mnemonics: It Needs Kingsize Zippers Because Santa Loves Cookies In Milk

by Kent Woodyard
July 27, 2010

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Take the Week Off?

by Chris White
April 12, 2010

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Why Won’t the President Throw Strikes?

by Chris White
February 16, 2010

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Obama Can Barely Spell “petroleum.” Bush Could

by Kent Woodyard
October 13, 2009

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Our Escape From Angry Washington: George Bush Jr. On Protesters, Gateway Drugs, and Retirement

by Kent Woodyard
October 8, 2009

George W. Bush’s Retirement To-Do List Regarding the Gophers on Crawford Ranch

by Kate Hahn
February 5, 2009

Legacies of Other Bush Administrations

by Charlie Hopper

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August 24, 2020

Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine

by Jennie Egerdie
November 18, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
November 11, 2020

Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You

by Robert Rooney
November 12, 2020

Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll

by Molly Cahen

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November 24, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1004

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
November 24, 2020

How to Make a Cornucopia, Because It’s Come to This

by Meg Goetz
November 23, 2020

Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation

by Matthew Thiele
November 23, 2020

33 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis

by Bobbie Armstrong and Laura Leelun