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All posts tagged
george-w-bush
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August 19, 2021How to Shed Your Reputation as the War Crimes Guy
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August 17, 2021How Could You Erase Twenty Years of Progress by Removing That Last Jenga Block?
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October 10, 2019Hypothetically, It’s Still Okay to Sit Courtside With Dick Cheney, Right?
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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February 21, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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December 22, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: It Needs Kingsize Zippers Because Santa Loves Cookies In Milk
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July 27, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Take the Week Off?
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April 12, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Why Won’t the President Throw Strikes?
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February 16, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Obama Can Barely Spell “petroleum.” Bush Could
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October 13, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Our Escape From Angry Washington: George Bush Jr. On Protesters, Gateway Drugs, and Retirement
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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