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August 19, 2021

How to Shed Your Reputation as the War Crimes Guy

by Rokhsane Zadeh
August 17, 2021

How Could You Erase Twenty Years of Progress by Removing That Last Jenga Block?

by Chandler Dean
October 10, 2019

Hypothetically, It’s Still Okay to Sit Courtside With Dick Cheney, Right?

by Wen Powers
July 15, 2019

It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting

by John Long
February 21, 2011

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 25: Mano a Mano

by Susan Schorn
December 22, 2010

Non-Essential Mnemonics: It Needs Kingsize Zippers Because Santa Loves Cookies In Milk

by Kent Woodyard
July 27, 2010

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Take the Week Off?

by Chris White
April 12, 2010

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Why Won’t the President Throw Strikes?

by Chris White
February 16, 2010

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Obama Can Barely Spell “petroleum.” Bush Could

by Kent Woodyard
October 13, 2009

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Our Escape From Angry Washington: George Bush Jr. On Protesters, Gateway Drugs, and Retirement

by Kent Woodyard

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by Colin Nissan
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by Jane G.
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
September 10, 2024

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by McKayley Gourley

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