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All posts tagged
santa-claus
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December 6, 2021Remember, Teachers: Texas Law Requires Anti-Santa Viewpoints
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December 22, 2020Kids, You’re Old Enough to Know: Santa’s Real. And He’s Dangerous.
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December 21, 2020I’m Kris Kringle from the 1970 TV Movie Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town and It Is Time to Let Me Die
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December 9, 2020The 100% True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
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December 4, 2020An Open Letter to Santa Claus Regarding His Travel Plans
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September 23, 2020How to Talk to Your Child About the Hatch Act
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April 10, 2020Hi, I’m Jesus, and When I Get Back, I Want All the Eggs Hidden
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December 23, 2019All Your Kids’ Santa Questions Explained
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December 14, 2017Santa Claus or Facebook’s Messenger Kids?
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December 21, 2016A Note on the Future of Santa’s Workshop
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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June 14, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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