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All posts tagged
santa-claus
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December 14, 2017List: Santa Claus or Facebook’s Messenger Kids?
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December 21, 2016
A Note on the Future of Santa’s Workshop -
December 23, 2014Merry #XXMas
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December 22, 2014Santa Gives Rise to Another Budding Conspiracy Theorist
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December 18, 2014Monologue: Serial’s Sarah Koenig On Santa’s Alleged Hit-and-Run Murder of Grandma
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December 20, 2012Santax, the Miracle Drug
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December 22, 2011You Better Not Pout
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December 21, 2011Newt Gingrich’s Letter to Virginia, Regarding the Existence of Santa Claus and Claims That He Said Otherwise
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December 23, 2010Santa’s Privacy Policy
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December 22, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: It Needs Kingsize Zippers Because Santa Loves Cookies In Milk
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