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All posts tagged
santa-claus
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December 22, 2022Kids, Santa is Going to Sit This Year Out Because You Are All Riddled with Germs
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December 20, 2022“Santa Claus Is Coming to Town,” Edited by Twenty-First-Century Parents
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December 14, 2022I’m the Dad in this Christmas Movie and Despite Overwhelming Evidence, I Still Don’t Believe in Santa
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December 6, 2021Remember, Teachers: Texas Law Requires Anti-Santa Viewpoints
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December 22, 2020Kids, You’re Old Enough to Know: Santa’s Real. And He’s Dangerous.
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December 21, 2020I’m Kris Kringle from the 1970 TV Movie Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town and It Is Time to Let Me Die
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December 9, 2020The 100% True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
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December 4, 2020An Open Letter to Santa Claus Regarding His Travel Plans
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September 23, 2020How to Talk to Your Child About the Hatch Act
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April 10, 2020Hi, I’m Jesus, and When I Get Back, I Want All the Eggs Hidden