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All posts tagged
santa-claus
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December 14, 2017List: Santa Claus or Facebook’s Messenger Kids?
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December 21, 2016
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December 23, 2014Merry #XXMas
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December 22, 2014Santa Gives Rise to Another Budding Conspiracy Theorist
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December 18, 2014Monologue: Serial’s Sarah Koenig On Santa’s Alleged Hit-and-Run Murder of Grandma
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December 20, 2012Santax, the Miracle Drug
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December 22, 2011You Better Not Pout
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December 21, 2011Newt Gingrich’s Letter to Virginia, Regarding the Existence of Santa Claus and Claims That He Said Otherwise
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December 23, 2010Santa’s Privacy Policy
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December 22, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: It Needs Kingsize Zippers Because Santa Loves Cookies In Milk
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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January 5, 2016List: 10 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost In a Role
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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November 11, 2019List: Jokes That Everyone On The Mayflower Are Getting Sick Of
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November 11, 2019Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut
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November 8, 2019List: The Ten Commandments of Workism