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santa-claus
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December 22, 2020Kids, You’re Old Enough to Know: Santa’s Real. And He’s Dangerous.
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December 21, 2020I’m Kris Kringle from the 1970 TV Movie Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town and It Is Time to Let Me Die
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December 9, 2020The 100% True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
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December 4, 2020An Open Letter to Santa Claus Regarding His Travel Plans
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September 23, 2020How to Talk to Your Child About the Hatch Act
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April 10, 2020Hi, I’m Jesus, And When I Get Back, I Want All The Eggs Hidden
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December 23, 2019All Your Kids’ Santa Questions Explained
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December 14, 2017Santa Claus or Facebook’s Messenger Kids?
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December 21, 2016A Note on the Future of Santa’s Workshop
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December 23, 2014Merry #XXMas
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax