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All posts tagged
santa-claus
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December 21, 2020I’m Kris Kringle from the 1970 TV Movie Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town and It Is Time to Let Me Die
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December 9, 2020The 100-Percent True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
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December 4, 2020An Open Letter to Santa Claus Regarding His Travel Plans
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September 23, 2020How to Talk to Your Child About the Hatch Act
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December 23, 2019All Your Kids’ Santa Questions Explained
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December 14, 2017Santa Claus or Facebook’s Messenger Kids?
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December 21, 2016A Note on the Future of Santa’s Workshop
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December 23, 2014Merry #XXMas
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December 22, 2014Santa Gives Rise to Another Budding Conspiracy Theorist
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December 18, 2014Serial’s Sarah Koenig On Santa’s Alleged Hit-and-Run Murder of Grandma
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning