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All posts tagged
santa-claus
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December 24, 2008Donner Looks Back
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December 23, 2008Elf Union Newsletter: December 2008
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August 20, 2008Santa’s Bad 2008
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December 21, 2007Excerpts From My Rejected Script: Alien Vs. Predator Save Christmas
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December 18, 2006Professor Richard Dawkins Speaks at Fair Hills Kindergarten Regarding Santa Claus, December 2, 2006
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December 7, 2005An Open Letter to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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September 15, 2003An Open Letter to Saint Nicholas
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December 21, 2000Happy Holidays From Maria Callas
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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