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cigarettes

September 13, 2018

Our Flavorful Poison Sticks Are Not Meant For Children

by Matthew Disler
June 25, 2015

Honey, Let’s Quit Our Day Jobs and Start Up That Little Vape Shop We’ve Always Talked About

by David Henne
October 16, 2009

Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Last Pack of Cigarettes

by K.M. Weaver
April 19, 2007

Barack Obama May Be Getting A Bit Too Forthcoming With Regard To His Smoking

by Eric Feezell
November 16, 2006

List: Other Tobacco Mascots That Met With Disapproval From the American Medical Association

by Eric Feezell
October 26, 2006

Monologue: Slash Prepares to Run to 7-Eleven for Cigarettes at 4 A.M

by Nick Kirincic
October 12, 2004

Nicotine Kid

by Chris Ogden

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January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
September 19, 2017

If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises

by Michael Hare
February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 4, 2019

I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors

by Sara K. Runnels

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by Emily Fidago
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by Rick Stoeckel