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All posts tagged
cigarettes
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July 23, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Small Metal Guitar
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September 13, 2018Our Flavorful Poison Sticks Are Not Meant For Children
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June 25, 2015Honey, Let’s Quit Our Day Jobs and Start Up That Little Vape Shop We’ve Always Talked About
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October 16, 2009An Open Letter to My Last Pack of Cigarettes
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April 19, 2007Barack Obama May Be Getting A Bit Too Forthcoming With Regard To His Smoking
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November 16, 2006Other Tobacco Mascots That Met With Disapproval From the American Medical Association
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October 26, 2006Slash Prepares to Run to 7-Eleven for Cigarettes at 4 A.M
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October 12, 2004Nicotine Kid
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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