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All posts tagged
coaching
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October 11, 2018The Coaching Candidates for Every Youth Soccer Team In America
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September 28, 2018Youth Basketball Coach Kavanaugh’s Motivational Halftime Speech
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May 6, 2015A Message from George Orwell, Silicon Valley Youth Soccer Club Asst. Director of Operations and Coach, Girls U12
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June 25, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Take It Easy and Only Work a Hundred Hours This Week: A Review of How Good Do You Want to Be? by Nick Saban
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March 6, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: The B-Ballin’ Corporate Synergist: A Review of The Winner Within by Pat Riley
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March 3, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 51: Strangled in the Crib: Friday Night Tykes and the Long Slow Death of Caring
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October 23, 2012God’s Little Acre of Diamonds: Observations On Travel Ball in Cobb County, Georgia: Take the Field, Boys
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February 10, 2012“Big” Hank Bricklaw: Art Coach
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February 5, 2009What Parents Must Assume I’m Saying to My Youth Soccer Team
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March 26, 2008Coach Barry Murphy’s Inspirational Quotes (Lifetime Record: 14-91-1)
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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