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cocaine

July 11, 2018

Planning Your Trip to Uncle Rick’s Water Slide and Cocaine Park

by Pete Reynolds
January 27, 2015

Monologue: I am the Fucking Managing Editor of the Weather.com Homepage

by Ariel Pressman
January 17, 2007

The “I’m Sorry I Failed To Make You Rich” Letter

by Dan Kennedy
August 7, 2006

Thirteen Writing Prompts Contest: [Untitled.]

by Meggen Taylor

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January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
September 19, 2017

If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises

by Michael Hare
February 4, 2019

I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors

by Sara K. Runnels
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur

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February 15, 2019

How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe

by Ross Bullen
February 15, 2019

List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020

by Emily Fidago
February 15, 2019

Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight

by Rick Stoeckel
February 14, 2019

Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup

by Alex Leon