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February 24, 2023If You Give a Bear Cocaine…
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October 26, 2020A Quiet Evening at Home With Don, Jr. and Kimberly
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July 11, 2018Planning Your Trip to Uncle Rick’s Water Slide and Cocaine Park
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January 27, 2015I am the Fucking Managing Editor of the Weather.com Homepage
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January 17, 2007The “I’m Sorry I Failed To Make You Rich” Letter
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August 7, 2006Thirteen Writing Prompts Contest: [Untitled.]
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