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All posts tagged
college
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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May 30, 2024Every Conversation Between Every Parent and Their Child After One Year of College
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May 29, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Gathered More Rosebuds
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February 8, 2024Are You Putting Your Newborn Down for Bed or Finishing Your College Paper?
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December 31, 2023Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money
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December 1, 2023A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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August 21, 2023Congratulations on Your New Academic Position of Assistant Professor of Annual Reviews, Merit Reviews, Peer Reviews, Student Evaluations, Tenure Review, Post-Tenure Review, and [Your Discipline]
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May 23, 2023End-of-Year Dorm Move-Out Procedures That Will Make This Anything But a Smooth Process
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April 25, 2023How to Hit It Off with My College Friend You’re About to Meet at This Party
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian