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All posts tagged
college
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August 25, 2023Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money
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August 21, 2023Congratulations on Your New Academic Position of Assistant Professor of Annual Reviews, Merit Reviews, Peer Reviews, Student Evaluations, Tenure Review, Post-Tenure Review, and [Your Discipline]
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May 23, 2023End-of-Year Dorm Move-Out Procedures That Will Make This Anything But a Smooth Process
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April 25, 2023How to Hit It Off with My College Friend You’re About to Meet at This Party
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March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
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January 17, 2023Family Computer Game Review: The Common App
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December 29, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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June 22, 2022Is It Your First Summer After College or Did Your Toddler Just Become Eligible for the COVID-19 Vaccine?
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June 17, 2022Recipes from the Cookbook of the Dad Who’s a Little Too Attached to His College Years
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April 18, 2022An Open Letter to College Students Who Don’t Read the Syllabus
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?