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All posts tagged
college
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September 4, 2020“COVID Odyssey (Campus Health to Freshman Tom)”
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July 10, 2020Security Questions for Academics Approaching the Fall 2020 Semester
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July 8, 2020The Colorblind Rainbow Center for Campus Diversity Seeks a New Director to Tell Us That Nothing Is Wrong
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July 6, 2020Discipline-Specific Guidelines for Classroom Social Distancing
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June 23, 2020In Retrospect, Wait-Listing You Was a Huge Mistake
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June 15, 2020“We’re Tearing It All Down for Scrap Metal”: A Letter from the Chancellor Regarding Budget Cuts and Restructuring
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June 5, 2020An Update From Your University’s Vice President of Academic Affairs
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May 18, 2020Lesser-Known Privileges of Academic Rank
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May 13, 2020Teacher Evaluation Form for Spring Semester 2020
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May 11, 2020Freshmen Comp Instructor’s Feedback on Trump’s Economic Impact Payment Letter
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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January 18, 2019FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give
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September 29, 2020I Went to Necromancy School With Zonomaw the Facerender, and Liberals Have Nothing to Fear About Her Joining the Supreme Court
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September 29, 2020
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September 29, 2020On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee
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September 28, 2020An English Major In the Afterlife