The Believer Magazine
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college
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August 30, 2024Buy an iPad for College. Get $180,000 in Student Loan Debt
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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May 30, 2024Every Conversation Between Every Parent and Their Child After One Year of College
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May 29, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Gathered More Rosebuds
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February 8, 2024Are You Putting Your Newborn Down for Bed or Finishing Your College Paper?
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December 31, 2023Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money
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December 1, 2023A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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August 21, 2023Congratulations on Your New Academic Position of Assistant Professor of Annual Reviews, Merit Reviews, Peer Reviews, Student Evaluations, Tenure Review, Post-Tenure Review, and [Your Discipline]
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May 23, 2023End-of-Year Dorm Move-Out Procedures That Will Make This Anything But a Smooth Process
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 7, 2025More Politically Neutral End Zone Slogans for the NFL
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February 7, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Martine Syms
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February 7, 2025I Got My Dog Talking Buttons, and Now He’s Selling Health Insurance
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February 6, 2025Spines for Senators Is Now Pitchforks for the People