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All posts tagged
college
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February 27, 2017Why I’ve Decided to Spend My Gap Year in the Folds of Mitch McConnell’s Chin
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February 20, 2017List: The Teachers Guide to Famous Poetry Plagiarized by Undergrads Using Word’s Right-Click Synonym Finder
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February 6, 2017List: The Five Boys Who Will Take You for Granted in College
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January 13, 2017I Will Not Be Able to Complete the Assignment Because We Live In a Post-Truth Society
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January 10, 2017I’m Worried My Language Arts Students Have Noticed That The Only Book I’ve Actually Read is The Hunger Games
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January 4, 2017Monologue: President Obama’s Final Weekly Address
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December 9, 2016List: Useful Things to Say in English Class
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December 5, 201610 Reasons You Damn Well Better Staple That Short Story You Just Handed In
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November 2, 2016Introducing Sallie Mae’s Reincarnation Loan – The Loan That Lets You Pay Back Your Student Debt Over Several Lifetimes
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October 25, 2016About the Sinkhole in the Adjunct Faculty Lounge, and Other Mid-Semester Announcements
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell