LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
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commercials
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February 6, 2014This is a Generic Brand Video
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January 27, 2014I’m a Busy Mom in a TV Commercial for Household Products
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April 26, 2013The Red Knight Rises
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April 5, 2013Let Us Customize Your Extended Jingle
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February 3, 2012Prop Bets for Super Bowl XLVI Television Commercials
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October 3, 2011I Am the Actor Appearing in Nearly Every Commercial This Year
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August 2, 2011Monologue: The Writer of a Cat Food Commercial Confronts a Focus Group
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December 14, 2010Monologue: The Word Dude Reflects On Its Steady Decline from Keeping Company with Rakish 19th Century Dandies to Its Demeaning Modern Day Role as Filler for Light Beer Commercials
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November 10, 2010The People in an Olive Garden Commercial Share Their Existential Pain
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March 19, 2010The First Draft of My New Bud Light Commercial
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant