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July 21, 2021Ernest Hemingway: Superspreader
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July 15, 2021I’m Sorry, But I, The Tooth Fairy, Am Still Not Comfortable Returning to In-Person Work
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July 13, 2021Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
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June 23, 2021The Coronavirus Is an Engineered Bio-Weapon, But There’s Still No Way I’ll Ever Get Vaccinated
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June 11, 2021Richard III Is Not Ready for Hot Girl Summer
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June 11, 2021We’re Only Meeting For the First Time, But I’m Going to Give You a Good, Long Hug Anyway
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June 4, 2021It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?
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May 28, 2021FAQ for Not Wearing a Mask
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May 28, 2021What to Expect at the Upcoming Big Gathering of People in Your Neighborhood
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May 26, 2021Now That Half of Middle-earth Is Immune to the One Ring’s Powers, I Don’t Think This Fellowship Is Really Necessary
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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