McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
cosmetics
-
October 11, 2022How to Apply “No-Makeup” Makeup: A Guide for Mature Women
-
June 29, 2022Our New Skin Serum is Anti-Aging, Anti-Wrinkle, Anti-Old, and Deeply Ageist to Its Core
-
April 3, 2017The Resistance Will Be Led By Mary Kay Sales Reps
-
July 29, 2015Strain of Marijuana or Shade of Covergirl Outlast Stay Brilliant Nail Glosstini?
-
July 19, 2011More Realistic Makeup Slogans
Trending 🔥
-
October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
-
October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
-
September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
-
August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
Recently
-
October 24, 2024I Am Chucky, and This Is My MasterClass
-
October 24, 2024270 Reasons: Because Now Is the Time to Fight for Our Planet
-
October 24, 2024They Don’t Tell You This in the Hot Dog Handbook
-
October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him