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May 15, 2024

“Ruining Your Credit So No One Wants to Steal Your Identity”: An Excerpt from Evan Waite’s New Book, Life Wants You Dead

by Evan Waite
September 28, 2017

A Special Credit Card Offer for Frequent Private Jet Flyer Tom Price

by Jason O. Gilbert
September 18, 2007

An Open Letter to American Express

by Michael C. Maloney
May 2, 2006

Truly Groundbreaking Ideas In Direct Mail

by Dan Kennedy

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September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 16, 2024

Faculty Meeting Icebreakers

by Christy Lee Barnes
September 10, 2024

The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference

by McKayley Gourley
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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October 3, 2024

You Think Losing to Air Bud Is Bad, It’s Even Worse Being the Team That Beat Air Bud

by Devin Wallace
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by Katie Kauppi
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JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars

by Sam Woods