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crushes
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December 20, 2016I Hope Russian Hackers Don’t Expose the Secret Emails With My Real-Life Secret Boyfriend, Jason Momoa!
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August 15, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Inappropriate Crushes You Have Definitely Had If Your Name is Sarah Peebles, in Chronological Order
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February 29, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 8 Signs Mark Strom From Math Class is Way Into You
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February 3, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Letter to All of My Unrequited Crushes
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November 21, 2014How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: An Unfortunate Series of Unrequited Crushes
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July 28, 2014The Association for the Study of Romantic Letters Presents the First Annual Conference On How to Tell Samantha I Really Like Her
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 18, 2025Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach
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March 18, 2025We Are Mark Wahlberg’s Personal Trainers, and We’re Pretty Much Just Messing With Him at This Point
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March 17, 2025Buyers of America, Unite!
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March 17, 2025A Day in the Life of a Nonbinary Person, as Imagined by MAGA Republicans