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March 30, 2017

If You See Me On Match.com, Please Know That You Will Be Dating a Copy of My Old Theater Headshot

by Aubrie Williams
October 31, 2012

List: Horror Film Quote or Internet Dating Site First Date?

by Sarah Marcus
August 25, 2011

My Online Dating Profile

by Steven Dale
August 4, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Hey, hotties. Can you make babies? Excellent! Message me. Baby making virtually guarantees betrothal.”

by Kent Woodyard
April 13, 2011

The Washington Post Inadvertently Publishes My Online Dating Profile with the Editor’s Notes Still Included

by Jack Loftus
June 8, 2007

Welcome To Jdate: Creating Your Profile

by Eric Silver

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October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
November 5, 2018

Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?

by Dan Caprera
October 31, 2018

Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds

by Cara Michelle Smith
November 5, 2018

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546

by Ben Parker, Kelsey Ronan, and Stephanie Steinbrecher

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November 12, 2018

Our Company Is Proud to Sponsor the Latest Wave of Global Human Rights Abuses

by Josh Freedman
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by Emily Etchison
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by Andrew Cushing
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Reviews of New Food: Trader Joe’s Apple Cider Donuts and Market Pantry Sugar-Free Grape Drink Mix

by Kevin Tasker and Lindsay Eanet