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All posts tagged
dating-websites
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March 30, 2017If You See Me On Match.com, Please Know That You Will Be Dating a Copy of My Old Theater Headshot
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October 31, 2012Horror Film Quote or Internet Dating Site First Date?
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August 25, 2011My Online Dating Profile
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August 4, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Hey, hotties. Can you make babies? Excellent! Message me. Baby making virtually guarantees betrothal.”
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April 13, 2011The Washington Post Inadvertently Publishes My Online Dating Profile with the Editor’s Notes Still Included
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June 8, 2007Welcome To Jdate: Creating Your Profile
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 28, 2020Yes, One of Nyarlathotep’s Nether-Daemons Escaped With Vital News From the Room of Gnashing Misery, But Is it Really All That Important to Hear Their Horrific Tale?
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January 28, 2020Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020
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January 28, 2020How to Find Your Correct Bra Size
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January 28, 2020Why Cover Letters Are Such an Important Part of Building a Miniature Town Made of Paper