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December 5, 2023What It Means When a Woman Says She Is “Sex Positive,” According to Brian from Hinge
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March 30, 2017If You See Me On Match.com, Please Know That You Will Be Dating a Copy of My Old Theater Headshot
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October 31, 2012Horror Film Quote or Internet Dating Site First Date?
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August 25, 2011My Online Dating Profile
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August 4, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Hey, hotties. Can you make babies? Excellent! Message me. Baby making virtually guarantees betrothal.”
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April 13, 2011The Washington Post Inadvertently Publishes My Online Dating Profile with the Editor’s Notes Still Included
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June 8, 2007Welcome To Jdate: Creating Your Profile
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