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March 30, 2017If You See Me On Match.com, Please Know That You Will Be Dating a Copy of My Old Theater Headshot
October 31, 2012Horror Film Quote or Internet Dating Site First Date?
August 25, 2011My Online Dating Profile
August 4, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Hey, hotties. Can you make babies? Excellent! Message me. Baby making virtually guarantees betrothal.”
April 13, 2011The Washington Post Inadvertently Publishes My Online Dating Profile with the Editor’s Notes Still Included
June 8, 2007Welcome To Jdate: Creating Your Profile