McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
dating-websites
-
December 5, 2023What It Means When a Woman Says She Is “Sex Positive,” According to Brian from Hinge
-
March 30, 2017If You See Me On Match.com, Please Know That You Will Be Dating a Copy of My Old Theater Headshot
-
October 31, 2012Horror Film Quote or Internet Dating Site First Date?
-
August 25, 2011My Online Dating Profile
-
August 4, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Hey, hotties. Can you make babies? Excellent! Message me. Baby making virtually guarantees betrothal.”
-
April 13, 2011The Washington Post Inadvertently Publishes My Online Dating Profile with the Editor’s Notes Still Included
-
June 8, 2007Welcome To Jdate: Creating Your Profile
Trending 🔥
-
November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
-
November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
-
February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
-
November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
Recently
-
December 5, 2023My Life Before and After Turning Twenty-Six and Losing My Parents’ Health Insurance
-
December 5, 2023What It Means When a Woman Says She Is “Sex Positive,” According to Brian from Hinge
-
December 4, 2023I’m a Holiday Gift Guide Writer, and I Really Need You Pricks to Start Playing Backgammon
-
December 4, 2023Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Fun Train to Fightville