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All posts tagged
debates
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July 2, 2019President Whitmore From Independence Day Debates His Challenger
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June 28, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Shouts
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June 27, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Tries to Speak Spanish
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December 17, 2018Monologue: Just Let Me Have a Robust Debate With Your Adolescent Son
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October 20, 2016List: Phrase Uttered by Donald Trump in Last Night’s Debate or Title of Classic Cheesy Pop Song?
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December 15, 2015Monologue: A Presidential Candidate Answers a Question About Raising the Minimum Wage
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March 10, 2015Monologue: I’m America’s Latest Politically Divisive Issue
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November 4, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Greetings, viewers. Tonight’s senatorial debate will cover lots of topics neither candidate knows much about: nationalized healthcare, nonprofit finance, nanotechnology, jihadists…”
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October 22, 2012Election 20,012 B.C.: Where the Candidates Stand On the Issues
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October 15, 2012Monologue: Allow Me to Evade That Specific Policy Question With Sweeping Generalizations About America
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546