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debates
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December 17, 2018Monologue: Just Let Me Have a Robust Debate With Your Adolescent Son
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October 20, 2016List: Phrase Uttered by Donald Trump in Last Night’s Debate or Title of Classic Cheesy Pop Song?
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December 15, 2015Monologue: A Presidential Candidate Answers a Question About Raising the Minimum Wage
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March 10, 2015Monologue: I’m America’s Latest Politically Divisive Issue
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November 4, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Greetings, viewers. Tonight’s senatorial debate will cover lots of topics neither candidate knows much about: nationalized healthcare, nonprofit finance, nanotechnology, jihadists…”
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October 22, 2012Election 20,012 B.C.: Where the Candidates Stand On the Issues
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October 15, 2012Monologue: Allow Me to Evade That Specific Policy Question With Sweeping Generalizations About America
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October 3, 2012Formats for the 2012 Presidential and Vice-Presidential Debates
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June 25, 2012Monologue: A Mayoral Candidate Explains His Behavior at Last Night’s Debate
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March 22, 2012What We Need is a Smaller Government
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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January 16, 2019Emily Post’s Etiquette for Pooping in a National Park
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January 16, 2019List: 6 Ways to Repress Bitter Feelings About Your Friend’s Mildly Successful Music Career
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January 16, 2019If the Future of the Democratic Party Means Winning Elections, Count Me Out
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January 16, 2019How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: An Excerpt from John Minichillo’s New Book, The Last Workshop