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All posts tagged

dildos

August 11, 2021

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My Second Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m on a Train Going to Hogwarts

by Keith James
January 9, 2019

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home

by Keith James
April 15, 2015

Stamina Training Unit

by Chris Okum
March 3, 2014

The Day You Find Your Parents’ Dildo Will Be the Worst Day of Your Life

by Kate Nacy

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by Emily Kling
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