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All posts tagged
dildos
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August 11, 2021I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My Second Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m on a Train Going to Hogwarts
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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April 15, 2015Stamina Training Unit
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March 3, 2014The Day You Find Your Parents’ Dildo Will Be the Worst Day of Your Life
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