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All posts tagged

disease

May 27, 2015

A Guy Who Overestimated Swine Flu Emerges From His Bunker

by Lev Novak
September 15, 2014

Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby!

by Jeremy Blachman
June 5, 2014

Hi, I’m the New Guy With a Really Bad Cold

by Bret Gunter
September 3, 2013

The Current State of My Body

by Seth Reiss
April 30, 2010

An Open Letter to My Inoperable Brain Tumor

by Paul Houseman
August 28, 2008

Jokes I Came Up With While Recovering From Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus

by Olivia Walch

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September 2, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

by Wendy Molyneux
September 22, 2021

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 7, 2021

A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks

by Victor Ray
September 8, 2021

Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax

by Kathryn Baecht

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September 23, 2021

Bruce Springsteen, Renaissance Poet

by Amanda Lehr
September 23, 2021

I Am an Anti-Racist Feminist, Except When It Interferes with My Career as an Academic

by Susie Aquilina
September 22, 2021

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 21, 2021

A Middle of the Date Questionnaire

by Alyssa Moore