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May 27, 2015

A Guy Who Overestimated Swine Flu Emerges From His Bunker

by Lev Novak
September 15, 2014

Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby!

by Jeremy Blachman
June 5, 2014

Hi, I’m the New Guy With a Really Bad Cold

by Bret Gunter
September 3, 2013

The Current State of My Body

by Seth Reiss
April 30, 2010

An Open Letter to My Inoperable Brain Tumor

by Paul Houseman
August 28, 2008

Jokes I Came Up With While Recovering From Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus

by Olivia Walch

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by Carlos Greaves
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by Carlos Greaves
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