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disease
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May 27, 2015Monologue: A Guy Who Overestimated Swine Flu Emerges From His Bunker
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September 15, 2014Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby!
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June 5, 2014Monologue: Hi, I’m the New Guy With a Really Bad Cold
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September 3, 2013The Current State of My Body
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April 30, 2010Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Inoperable Brain Tumor
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August 28, 2008List: Jokes I Came Up With While Recovering From Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus
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January 30, 2019Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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February 15, 2019How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe
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February 15, 2019List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup