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All posts tagged
disease
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May 27, 2015Monologue: A Guy Who Overestimated Swine Flu Emerges From His Bunker
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September 15, 2014Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby!
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June 5, 2014Monologue: Hi, I’m the New Guy With a Really Bad Cold
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September 3, 2013The Current State of My Body
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April 30, 2010Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Inoperable Brain Tumor
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August 28, 2008List: Jokes I Came Up With While Recovering From Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546