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All posts tagged
disney
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August 22, 2017How I Overcame Adversity (Which Has Nothing to Do With the Plot of the Hit 1998 Motion Picture Mulan)
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May 5, 2017The Handmaid Disney Princesses
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March 16, 2017Mrs. Potts Confronts the Enchantress Who Cursed Her and the Other Servants
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December 13, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Little Mermaid Sticker
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February 19, 2016Unauthorized Distribution of Your Childhood Violates Federal Copyright Law
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June 24, 2015The Results of Doc’s Medical Examination On the Other Six Dwarfs
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February 18, 2015List: Immunization Status of Magic Kingdom Celebrities
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June 6, 2014Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Songwriters of “Let It Go.”
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May 21, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Tell stories about battles, legends, & tumultuous sexual triangles. Make it fun! Never trade intimate character revelations with endless, ugly ‘talking.’ Show the climax. Telling becomes mostly unnecessary.”
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August 28, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: Actually, Some White Men CAN Jump. Trampolines Prevent Racially Biased Athleticism
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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