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since 1998.
All posts tagged
disney
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August 22, 2017How I Overcame Adversity (Which Has Nothing to Do With the Plot of the Hit 1998 Motion Picture Mulan)
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May 5, 2017The Handmaid Disney Princesses
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March 16, 2017Mrs. Potts Confronts the Enchantress Who Cursed Her and the Other Servants
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December 13, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Little Mermaid Sticker
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February 19, 2016Unauthorized Distribution of Your Childhood Violates Federal Copyright Law
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June 24, 2015The Results of Doc’s Medical Examination On the Other Six Dwarfs
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February 18, 2015List: Immunization Status of Magic Kingdom Celebrities
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June 6, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Songwriters of “Let It Go.”
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May 21, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Tell stories about battles, legends, & tumultuous sexual triangles. Make it fun! Never trade intimate character revelations with endless, ugly ‘talking.’ Show the climax. Telling becomes mostly unnecessary.”
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August 28, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: Actually, Some White Men CAN Jump. Trampolines Prevent Racially Biased Athleticism
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral