All posts tagged
disney
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August 22, 2017How I Overcame Adversity (Which Has Nothing to Do With the Plot of the Hit 1998 Motion Picture Mulan)
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May 5, 2017The Handmaid Disney Princesses
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March 16, 2017Mrs. Potts Confronts the Enchantress Who Cursed Her and the Other Servants
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December 13, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Little Mermaid Sticker
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February 19, 2016Unauthorized Distribution of Your Childhood Violates Federal Copyright Law
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June 24, 2015The Results of Doc’s Medical Examination On the Other Six Dwarfs
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February 18, 2015List: Immunization Status of Magic Kingdom Celebrities
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June 6, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Songwriters of “Let It Go.”
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May 21, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Tell stories about battles, legends, & tumultuous sexual triangles. Make it fun! Never trade intimate character revelations with endless, ugly ‘talking.’ Show the climax. Telling becomes mostly unnecessary.”
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August 28, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: Actually, Some White Men CAN Jump. Trampolines Prevent Racially Biased Athleticism
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 17, 2018OUR Wedding is All About YOU
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August 17, 2018List: A List of Things I’ve Said to Men this Week Instead of “You’re Wrong,” or “No” to Spare Their Feelings, Even Though They Were Wrong and I Knew the Right Answer
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August 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Ordinary Hands
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August 17, 2018Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results