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All posts tagged
donald-trump
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August 17, 2020I’m a Suburban Mom Housewife — Here’s How to Get My Vote
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August 14, 2020In Defense of President Trump’s Decision to Destroy the Nation’s Roads
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August 12, 2020I Don’t Hate Black or Women Candidates, But Kamala Harris Is Running For Vice President and My Head Just Exploded
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August 6, 2020Announcing the First Grocery Store for Patriots Who Refuse to Wear Masks
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August 4, 2020Jurassic Park Is Last, Which Means We’re First
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August 4, 2020It’s Time to Let the Serfs Return to the Fields
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July 30, 2020Star Trek Villains I’d Rather Have Handling the COVID-19 Vaccine Initiative “Operation Warp Speed” Than Donald Trump
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July 29, 2020The Joy of Sex (With Demons)
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July 28, 2020Sending In More Stormtroopers Is the Only Way to Restore Law and Order to the Rogue Planet of Alderaan
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July 24, 2020Major League Baseball Nicknames, Trump Political Insults, or Both?
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