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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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November 21, 2024Linda McMahon Is Ready to Pile-Drive the Department of Education
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May 7, 2024Forget the Magic of Discovery, It’s Learning Outcomes That Help Children Identify, Comprehend, and Synthesize Their Dreams
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April 9, 2024You Can Try Sample Questions from the New SATs or You Can Hit Yourself Over the Head Repeatedly with This Plumber’s Wrench
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April 2, 2024The Only Way to Save Public Education Is to Turn Every Single School in America into High-End Condos
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August 17, 2023You Must Teach This New Curriculum with Fidelity
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August 10, 2023Revised Instructional Materials for Florida AP Psychology Students
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July 27, 2023We Promise Our STEM Toys Will Never Teach Your Child the Humanities
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June 23, 2022Before You Enjoy Your Summer, Here Are Some Minor Budget Cuts for Next Year’s High School Music Program
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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