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education
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May 7, 2024Forget the Magic of Discovery, It’s Learning Outcomes That Help Children Identify, Comprehend, and Synthesize Their Dreams
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April 9, 2024You Can Try Sample Questions from the New SATs or You Can Hit Yourself Over the Head Repeatedly with This Plumber’s Wrench
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April 2, 2024The Only Way to Save Public Education Is to Turn Every Single School in America into High-End Condos
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August 17, 2023You Must Teach This New Curriculum with Fidelity
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August 10, 2023Revised Instructional Materials for Florida AP Psychology Students
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July 27, 2023We Promise Our STEM Toys Will Never Teach Your Child the Humanities
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June 23, 2022Before You Enjoy Your Summer, Here Are Some Minor Budget Cuts for Next Year’s High School Music Program
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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May 25, 2021Sample Lesson Plan by the Texas Education Agency: “This Is Not Who Leatherface Is”
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March 19, 2021Alfred Pennyworth Gives Gotham School Children a Tour of the Batcave
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 24, 2024I Am Chucky, and This Is My MasterClass
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October 24, 2024270 Reasons: Because Now Is the Time to Fight for Our Planet
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October 24, 2024They Don’t Tell You This in the Hot Dog Handbook
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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him