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November 28, 2022Goodbye to All That: A Writer on Leaving Twitter
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November 14, 2022Jay Gatsby Goes Full Self-Driving
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November 11, 2022Introducing Mr. Musk’s Cure-All Company Elixir
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November 10, 2022Norman Bates Checks Out of Twitter
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October 19, 2022Scenes from The Candymansplainer
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October 6, 2022Modes of Transportation I Trust More Than Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars
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May 20, 2022My Prediction That Political Attacks Against Me Will Escalate Has Nothing to Do With Me Exposing Myself to a Flight Attendant
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May 12, 2022Please Don’t Make Me Write a Think Piece about How Unbanning Trump from Twitter Would Actually Be a Triumph for Freedom
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May 10, 2022A Reimagining of Your Uterus, Which I, Elon Musk, Now Own
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April 26, 2022I Like Free Speech So Much I’ve Decided to Buy It
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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