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elon-musk
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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May 29, 2025You Can’t Make an Omelette without Exploding Several Billion Dollars’ Worth of Eggs
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May 21, 2025Hope Is the Thing with Funding—and We’re Yanking Yours
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 26, 2025Star Wars Quotes That I, a Federal Employee, Would Like to Say to Elon Musk
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 11, 2025“He’s Just Trolling Us,” I Say as I Pay Two Hundred Dollars for Eggs and Our Town Gets Measles for the Second Year in a Row
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President