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endorsements
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October 10, 2024Why Kamala Harris Must Secure the Endorsement of Sabnock, the Great Marquis of Hell
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October 29, 2020We Are Random Capitalizations, Words in ALL CAPS, and Incorrect Punctuation and We Endorse Joe Biden for President
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January 14, 2020I Am the L.L. Bean Catalog, and I Have Chosen Pete Buttigieg as My King
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April 4, 2016Why I’m Supporting the Demonic Creature That Emerged from the Depths of Hell In This Year’s Presidential Election
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May 20, 2008Jean-Claude Van Damme Endorses Barack Obama for President
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 2, 2024JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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October 15, 2024270 Reasons: Because They Seem to Really Like Our Country
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October 15, 2024I, Elon Musk, Will Pay Forty-Seven Dollars to Anyone Who Can Figure Out What’s Wrong with Me
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October 11, 2024I Wish I Went Before Mary Shelley in This Storytelling Contest