ex-boyfriends

List: Ten Things My Ex-Boyfriend Explained to Me When I Forgot That He is a “Woke” Cisgender White Male Who Has Definitely Checked His Privilege

List: Angry Voicemails to Congress or Texts to a Cheating Boyfriend?

List: Your Ex-Boyfriend Tim Won a Sweet Prize at Dave & Buster’s Because You Lurked His Most Recent Ex’s Pinterest and Six Other Ways You Are Positively Impacting Tim’s Life with Your Self-Destructive Social Media Habits

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Cashiers at Safeway Who Thank Me By the Wrong Name

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Glorious New Couple That Rose Like a Phoenix from the Infernal Failure That Was My Last Relationship

List: Unrhymed Couplets Written Upon Learning My Ex Scored a Five-Figure Book Deal

List: T-Shirts My Ex-Boyfriends Would Wear in a More Honest World

My Rejected Design Theme For J.Crew’s Summer Catalog

Reviews of Stories I’ve Recently Heard