ex-boyfriends

My Rejected Design Theme For J.Crew’s Summer Catalog

Reviews of Stories I’ve Recently Heard

List: T-Shirts My Ex-Boyfriends Would Wear in a More Honest World

List: Unrhymed Couplets Written Upon Learning My Ex Scored a Five-Figure Book Deal

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Glorious New Couple That Rose Like a Phoenix from the Infernal Failure That Was My Last Relationship

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Cashiers at Safeway Who Thank Me By the Wrong Name

List: Your Ex-Boyfriend Tim Won a Sweet Prize at Dave & Buster’s Because You Lurked His Most Recent Ex’s Pinterest and Six Other Ways You Are Positively Impacting Tim’s Life with Your Self-Destructive Social Media Habits

List: Angry Voicemails to Congress or Texts to a Cheating Boyfriend?