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fantasy
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May 29, 2024Excerpts from an Epic Fantasy Novel Where the Protagonist Is Over Thirty
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October 6, 2023Taking a Bubble Bath: Fantasy vs. Reality
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May 2, 2023One of Us Always Tells the Truth, the Other Always Lies. Also, Contrary to What You May Have Heard My Penis Is Not Small
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February 21, 2023This Fantasy Hero’s Destiny Can Wait, He Needs Some Me Time
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November 7, 2022The Inconsistencies in Plot, Character Development, and Basic Rules of Grammar in My Thirteen-Part Fantasy Series Can Be Explained by a Phenomenon Known as Purple Manna
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March 28, 2022A Streaming Service Fantasy Series Director’s Speech to the Cast and Crew at the Start of Filming
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March 2, 2022An Excerpt from a Fantasy Novel Written By an Author Who Thinks He Made Up Doors
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August 3, 2021I Am a Female Character in a Fantasy Movie, and It Is Integral to the Plot That I Be Topless
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July 7, 2020I Do Not Choose to Write My 902-Page Fantasy Ninja Thriller — I Am Compelled To
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January 6, 2020Scenes From an Agnostic Children’s Fantasy Novel
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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