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All posts tagged

flight-attendants

April 24, 2017

Flight Attendant Fight School

by Glenn Orgias
December 3, 2010

Monologue: An Air Traffic Controller Instructs a Flight Attendant Through an Emergency Takeoff

by Eli Terry
January 10, 2005

Ladies and Gentlemen, This Is Your Captain Speaking

by Jason Lathrop
March 15, 2004

Pattern and Chance

by Jack McGeehin

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June 13, 2019

Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing

by Chas Gillespie
June 7, 2019

My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents

by C.L. Mah
February 10, 2015

List: What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him

by Mara Wilson
June 11, 2019

Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell

by Kim Windyka

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How to Format Your Essay Using Any Style Guide

by Ross Bullen
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List: Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore

by Lindsay Haber
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These Detention Centers Aren’t Concentration Camps Because Technically Auschwitz Is Trademarked

by Jessica M. Goldstein
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Scenes from 13 Going on 30 II: Thirty, Flirty, and Barely Surviving

by Emma Brewer