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All posts tagged

founding-fathers

September 16, 2021

The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years

by Patrick Crooks
July 3, 2020

It’s Time to Sign the Declaration of Independence, and I, Elbridge Gerry, Will Have the Biggest Signature of All

by Zack Mast
July 2, 2020

Kink-Shaming and a Cover-Up: Benjamin Franklin and the Story of the US Standard Measurement System

by Jackson Weaver
December 2, 2016

If I Had to Make Out With the Founding Fathers Because Gary Sinise Was Threatening Me With a Gun, This is the Order I’d Go In

by Matthew Prager
January 6, 2010

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What Did the Founding Fathers Smell Like?

by Chris White

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June 14, 2022

My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare

by Sarah Suksiri
June 17, 2021

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
June 16, 2022

How to Give Directions Like My Dad

by Charles Stayton

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June 28, 2022

I’m the Last Bottle of Ketchup at Mar-a-Lago and I Live in a State of Constant Fear

by Matt Fotis
June 28, 2022

We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby

by Lucy Huber
June 28, 2022

I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: One Word: Abortion

by Sylwia Chutnik
June 28, 2022

Sure, the Supreme Court Is Making Some Bad Decisions. But at Least the Rest of Their Decisions Are Also Bad

by Eli Grober