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All posts tagged
gardening
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April 22, 2020FAQ: Composting
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November 4, 2019An Open Letter to My Dead Grandmother, Who Last June Started to Build a Bird Sanctuary In the Front Yard, But Who Then, Last July, Died, Leaving Us a Dry, Patchy Landing Strip of Horticultural Nonsense, and a Dream
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January 20, 2017Planning Tips for the Spring 2017 Gardening Season and Probable Civil and/or Nuclear War
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November 10, 2016That Our Torture Box Won ‘Best In Show’ Speaks Volumes About This Home and Garden Exhibition’s Desire for Change
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April 5, 2016Your First CSA: A Month-By-Month Guide to Enjoying Your Farm Share
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July 22, 2015An Excerpt from My Court Ordered Gardening Blog: Pickling Tips
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April 9, 2015Vegetable Gardening Tips, A-Z
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July 20, 2012An Open Letter to the City and County Inspector Who Fined Me $500 Even Though the Weeds in My Front Lawn Were Well Under the 6” Regulation Height
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October 14, 2009Miles Davis’s Container Gardening Tips
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax