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All posts tagged
girlfriends
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November 13, 2007Halo 3 Cheat Codes, As Explained By Neglected Girlfriend Janet Iverson
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May 25, 2007My Package
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April 30, 2007Engagement Ideas I’ve Farmed Out To My Friends
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March 2, 2007A Memo To My New Boyfriend Re: Clarification Of Offer Pursuant To Securities And Exchange Commission Regulations And Also My Trouble With Monogamy
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February 21, 2007The Modern Girl’s Guide to Curing…
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February 14, 2007Two Previously Known and 15 Brand New Closing Signatures, To Be Inserted At the End of Your Love Letters For Valentine’s or Any Other Day
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October 24, 2006Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Respecting My Boundaries
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May 11, 2006Habits That Are Harder to Break Than Peter Cetera’s Ex-Girlfriend
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January 6, 2006Things My Girlfriend Did Not Say After I Told Her That I Sometimes Feel Stuck
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June 1, 2005How to Tell If Your Vegetarian Girlfriend Has Been Sneaking Meat
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning