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girlfriends

May 17, 2024

If Trump Wins, I’m Going to Have to Move to Canada to Be Closer to My Long-Distance Girlfriend, Lisa

by Adam Dietz and Troy Doetch
September 1, 2022

If Kazuo Ishiguro’s Never Let Me Go Was About Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriends

by Amanda Lehr
February 12, 2021

Famous Fictional Men Review Their Made-to-Order Girlfriends

by Amanda Lehr
October 11, 2019

If I Made Up My New Canadian Girlfriend, Then Where Did I Get All This Free Healthcare?

by Laurence Pevsner
November 30, 2016

My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence

by Jeffrey Blum
November 21, 2016

Places You Keep Running Into Your High School Ex While Visiting Your Hometown for Thanksgiving

by Erik Sternberger
July 16, 2015

Five Signs Your Girlfriend’s Not That Into You and Has Been Stealing Your Bone Marrow

by Benjamin Rudeen
September 3, 2010

Things My Girlfriend Said During Last Night’s Game of Clue, Which Lead Me To Believe That She Might Be Cheating On Me

by Rit Bottorf
January 21, 2010

How I Plan To Impress My Girlfriend’s Parents

by Walter Green
October 21, 2008

World of Warcraft vs. My Girlfriend

by Tyler Curry

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May 9, 2025

Unsung Heroes of Motherhood

by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
May 8, 2025

An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy

by Anaïs Godard
May 9, 2025

Chicago Pope’s First Changes

by Stephen Ruddy
May 6, 2025

Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure

by Ryan Weber

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May 15, 2025

You Don’t Need Medicaid—Just Pull Yourself Up by Your Abuse of Power

by Talia Argondezzi
May 15, 2025

Do You Qualify for Refugee Status Under the Trump Administration?

by Carlos Greaves
May 15, 2025

Reviews of New Food: Pringles Hot Ones Los Calientes Rojo Crisps

by Elaine Szewczyk
May 15, 2025

To the Dad Coaching Third Base, Wearing a “Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me” Hat

by Tyler Gooch

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