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girlfriends
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November 30, 2016Monologue: My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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November 21, 2016List: Places You Keep Running Into Your High School Ex While Visiting Your Hometown for Thanksgiving
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July 16, 2015List: Five Signs Your Girlfriend’s Not That Into You and Has Been Stealing Your Bone Marrow
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September 3, 2010List: Things My Girlfriend Said During Last Night’s Game of Clue, Which Lead Me To Believe That She Might Be Cheating On Me
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January 21, 2010List: How I Plan To Impress My Girlfriend’s Parents
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October 21, 2008World of Warcraft vs. My Girlfriend
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November 13, 2007Halo 3 Cheat Codes, As Explained By Neglected Girlfriend Janet Iverson
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May 25, 2007My Package
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April 30, 2007Engagement Ideas I’ve Farmed Out To My Friends
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March 2, 2007A Memo To My New Boyfriend Re: Clarification Of Offer Pursuant To Securities And Exchange Commission Regulations And Also My Trouble With Monogamy
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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November 16, 2018An Obituary for the Weekend
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November 16, 2018Don’t Call It a Comeback: Seinfeld, Ep. 181 “The Grovel”
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November 16, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Jean Lescure, from “The N+7 Method (An Individual Case of the W±n Method)”