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    If Trump Wins, I’m Going to Have to Move to Canada to Be Closer to My Long-Distance Girlfriend, Lisa
    by Adam Dietz and Troy Doetch
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    If Kazuo Ishiguro’s Never Let Me Go Was About Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriends
    by Amanda Lehr
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    Famous Fictional Men Review Their Made-to-Order Girlfriends
    by Amanda Lehr
  • October 11, 2019
    If I Made Up My New Canadian Girlfriend, Then Where Did I Get All This Free Healthcare?
    by Laurence Pevsner
  • November 30, 2016
    My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
    by Jeffrey Blum
  • November 21, 2016
    Places You Keep Running Into Your High School Ex While Visiting Your Hometown for Thanksgiving
    by Erik Sternberger
  • July 16, 2015
    Five Signs Your Girlfriend’s Not That Into You and Has Been Stealing Your Bone Marrow
    by Benjamin Rudeen
  • September 3, 2010
    Things My Girlfriend Said During Last Night’s Game of Clue, Which Lead Me To Believe That She Might Be Cheating On Me
    by Rit Bottorf
  • January 21, 2010
    How I Plan To Impress My Girlfriend’s Parents
    by Walter Green
  • October 21, 2008
    World of Warcraft vs. My Girlfriend
    by Tyler Curry
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