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All posts tagged
girlfriends
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October 11, 2019If I Made Up My New Canadian Girlfriend, Then Where Did I Get All This Free Healthcare?
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November 30, 2016Monologue: My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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November 21, 2016List: Places You Keep Running Into Your High School Ex While Visiting Your Hometown for Thanksgiving
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July 16, 2015List: Five Signs Your Girlfriend’s Not That Into You and Has Been Stealing Your Bone Marrow
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September 3, 2010List: Things My Girlfriend Said During Last Night’s Game of Clue, Which Lead Me To Believe That She Might Be Cheating On Me
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January 21, 2010List: How I Plan To Impress My Girlfriend’s Parents
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October 21, 2008World of Warcraft vs. My Girlfriend
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November 13, 2007Halo 3 Cheat Codes, As Explained By Neglected Girlfriend Janet Iverson
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May 25, 2007My Package
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April 30, 2007Engagement Ideas I’ve Farmed Out To My Friends
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
